"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..." -- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"
Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think
The true gentleman is subtly poised between an inner tact and an outer deference. -- Puzant Kevork Thomajan
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Oliver's law of location: No matter where you go, there you are.
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