"Think Globally. Act Locally. Support your Local Politician. With a Rope."
                        -- petro@suba.com

   Seen above a urinal:
   Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in
   your ashtrays!


  

"As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages.
 I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic
 eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."
                        -- Dilbert

Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. 

     - Edward Abbey 

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.