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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

     - Thomas Paine
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Calkin's Law of Menu Language
The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a
menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the dish.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. 

     - Calvin & Hobbes
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I invented the cordless extension cord.
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Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
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