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"Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable
 taste."
                        -- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
    something.
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* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
       eye-opener.
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
       raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen
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That's the trouble with engineers;
They're always trying to change things.

     - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture
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