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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
         Carol Leifer
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* Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
          -The Engagement Ring
          -The Wedding Ring
          -The Suffe-Ring
          -The Endu-Ring
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"Why is the sky blue?"
"It's a fault in the universe's ray tracing algorithm."
                        -- me, AndrewR
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Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
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The man who procrastinates struggles with ruin.

                                                           Hesiod (B.C. 800?)
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