Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady
       Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would
       drink it. -- His reply

He asked me if I knew what time it was.  I said, "Yes, but not right now."

"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one
trifling exception, is composed of others." 

     - John Andrew Holmes

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." 

Denis Leary.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion,
butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet,
balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying,
take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations,
analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer,
cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects

     - Lazarus Long