Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever.
 -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest 
 

* It's true; all men are born free and equal - but some of them get
       married

"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.

Government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices. 

     - Harry Browne 

"Basses like Altos.
 Altos like Basses.
 Tenors like Tenors.
 Sopranos like discos."
                        -- Choral relationships explained by Eric the Fruitbat
                                (aka Paul Sleigh, fruitbat@matra.com.au)