"Most rock journalism is people who can't write
interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." 

Frank Zappa. 

If you love something, set it free. If it returns to you, it's yours
forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

Don't trust first impulses--they are always good.

                                           --Tallyrand

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.   

-- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic''