"... You can at least teach a dingo to fetch. The problem is, it can take
 years to teach it the difference between a baby and a stick."
                        -- Kerry Cue (in "The Advertiser", 13/10/1997)

"Upon the upland road
 Ride easy, stranger:
 Surrender to the sky
 Your heart of anger."
  - James K. Baxter
    "High Country Weather"

I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
       high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

    -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934
    World Series

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