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"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." 

Louis Armstrong.
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If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
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It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.
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"I'm hoping that Earth 100 years from now will be much less barbaric than it
 is now, but if it is I'm sure not going to fit in!"
                        -- Eric the Fruitbat (aka Paul Sleigh)
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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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