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* An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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"Sisko or Spock?"
"Spock! Those pointy ears'd give me something to hang onto!"

-- me, Gail Miller
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"Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
        -Ludwig van Beethoven's last words
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Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne
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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington
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