A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!" -- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner
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