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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." 

Peter O'Toole.
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Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill:
       "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."
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'Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing'
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"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. " 
    - e e cummings (1894-1962)
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!
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