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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
   mistake when you make it again.
   -- F. P.Jones


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I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president." 

     - Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents 

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* Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited
       forever.


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"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
 other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
 break..."
                        -- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
                           "That there is life beyond Earth"


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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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