Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- F. P.Jones
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." - Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
* Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited forever.
"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to break..." -- Robin Williams, World Series Debating, "That there is life beyond Earth"
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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