Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better
       than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw

One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz

"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
                        -- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White

   Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
   I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.