"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

    - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
      the New York Times newspaper refused
      to carry advertising for his new movie. 

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.

                 -Jay Leno

"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
they would not be caught dead in otherwise." 

    - Roger Simon 

Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.

Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes