When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent
       my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded
       how much he had learned in the last seven years. -- Mark Twain

"Are any members of Tool gay?
 Only the flutist."
                        -- The Tool FAQ

* Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your
       triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion
       Chinese couldn't care less.

The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

     Woody Allen in Getting Even 

About a third of my cases are suffering from no clinically  
defineable neurosis, but from the senselessness and         
emptiness of their lives. This can be described as the      
general neurosis of our time.                               

                                                Carl G. Jung
                              Modern Man in Search of a Soul