"What is the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care." -- World Entertainment War
Useful Latin phrases for today : Get a life - Fac ut vivas
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams. Rita Rudner
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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