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"A billion years ago, human life 
appearred on earth. A billion minutes 
ago Christianity emerged.  A billion 
Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning." 

1996 Coca-Cola annual report
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Never replicate a successful experiment.
        -- Fett's Law
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Hi.  I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
   Ave.  Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. 

     - Samuel Goldwyn
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"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."

                                  - Joseph Stalin
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