"Why Windows NT Server 4.0 continues to exist in the enterprise would be a topic appropriate for an investigative report in the field of psychology or marketing, not an article on information technology." -- John Kirch, http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html
Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other people's values. --Gerald Brenan
"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." -- Dan Rather
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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