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"Why Windows NT Server 4.0 continues to exist in the enterprise would be a
 topic appropriate for an investigative report in the field of psychology or
 marketing, not an article on information technology."

-- John Kirch, http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html


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Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
people's values.

        --Gerald Brenan

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"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William
       Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." -- Dan Rather


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Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.


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When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.


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