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Today's quotes [11.12.04]

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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view
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"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
                        -- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
                        -- Kez Bartsch
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The only thing that separates us from the animals
is mindless superstition and pointless rituals.
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