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You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the
   second day you're off it.
         Jackie Gleason
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Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview
unless applying for the job of umpire. 

    - Dan Zevin
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Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
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When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
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