A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body.

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
   revolution inevitable.
   -- John F. Kennedy

I sometimes get up grumpy, but then she wakes up.

"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her
eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." 

Robin Williams.

"Whenever I read "Time" or "Newsweek" or such magazines,
I wash my hands afterward. But how to wash off the small
but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind?"

                                           --Edward Abbey