And more on blondes...

Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? 
A: Wishful Thinking. 

Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
A: A smelly burnette.

Sent by Tiffany

The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was
   empty. When he confronted his wife, she simply said, "It's my turn."
   "What do you mean, your turn?" yelled the husband.
   "In bed," she explained, "you've been making early withdrawals for
   years. Now, it's my turn."

Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three 
years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now. 
Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it's just that 
I have a lot of trouble swallowing.

   A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had
   prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little
   worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
   
   "Doctor, the hormones you`ve been giving me have really helped, but
   I`m afraid that you`re giving me too much. I`ve started growing hair
   in places that I`ve never grown hair before."
   
   The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal
   side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"
   
   "On my balls."