Sign in a gas station:

Coke - 49 cents.
Two for a dollar.

The ad in the paper from the Humane Society read: 

     "Over 25 puppies will be put to death if not adopted. Please Help" 

The Roslin lab in Scotland is scheduled for a government budget cut.
"But that won't have much effect," says Michael X. Ferraro. "Once you've
cloned sheep, it's not that difficult to counterfeit money."