Do you ever wonder...

     if you see a turtle on the side of the road with no
 shell, is the turtle naked or homeless?

     and since when you receive an item from ups and/or
fedex the item you receive is packed in foam, well...
when you send foam to someone or receive it what do they
pack it in???

     and do flowers smell us???

Sent by Nichole

The fossilized remnants of an asteroid that may have caused 
the global extinction of dinosaurs and other species more than 
65 million years ago has been found by a National Science 
Foundation researcher. Surprisingly, carbon dating indicates 
that Aerosmith did the theme music for that asteroid, too.

Sign in a Bucharest hotel lobby: 

    The lift is being fixed for the next day.
    During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.