Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
for they are sticking to their diets.

"Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
                        -- Angela (again)

Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
        
                                        --George Will

- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
   number of pens that person is carrying.

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,
as well as afterward.