"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."

                     -- Alfred Hitchcock -- 

Arnold Bennett: 
     "The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to
go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of
somebody else."

- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our
grandparents breathe through their noses when
they're eating sandwiches."

Jim Carey. 

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation
for veracity.
        
                      --Robert Ingersoll