I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
   Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
         Jay Leno

"God made the idiot for practice, then He made the school board." -
Samuel L. Clemens

"I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex."

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.