A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
 you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."

-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior

You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

                                  - - - Pamela Hansford Johnson

"Paper can KILL if it's thrown hard enough, sometimes."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry