Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms... - Russ Suter
"No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their operating system." -- Bill Gates
"Disappointment doesn't kill." "Yeah, rejection kills. Disappointment only maims." -- Noelle, Abby, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." - Edgar Allan Poe
"Conspiracies abound: If everyone's against you, the reason can't _possibly_ be that you're a fuckhead." -- The Usenet Guide to Power Posting
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