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Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven
while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms... 

    - Russ Suter 

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"No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great
 programs that other people have written.  In my case, I went to the garbage
 cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their
 operating system."
                        -- Bill Gates


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"Disappointment doesn't kill."
"Yeah, rejection kills. Disappointment only maims."
                        -- Noelle, Abby, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"


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"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." 

     - Edgar Allan Poe 

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"Conspiracies abound:  If everyone's against you, the reason can't _possibly_
 be that you're a fuckhead."
                        -- The Usenet Guide to Power Posting


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