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Today's quotes [10.30.04]

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Rodney Dangerfield
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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!
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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

    -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
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May those who love us, love us.  And those who don't love us, may God turn
their hearts.  And if he does not turn their hearts, may he turn their
ankles so we can see them coming.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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