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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
                                      - - - Cynthia Heimel
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        Vows begin when hope dies.
                
                           --Leonardo da Vinci
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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's 
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. 

                                                     --Homer Simpson
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"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
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 my typing is whit
 shit"
                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
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"Perl - the swiss army chainsaw of UNIX tools"
                        -- Rob Kolstad
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