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We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it 
by killing all those who opposed them.
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"Command: crash_now

 Syntax: tellnews crash_now

 Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other
 companies news servers."
                        -- DNEWS Manual v3.0
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"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
                        -- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one.
                                              I don't care what you think =))
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