"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
 other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
 break..."
                        -- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
                           "That there is life beyond Earth"

"The calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."

* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn
       fool.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.

"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
 all and in the darkness bind them."
                        -- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery