"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
 But, in practice, there is. " 
    - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut 

"Abstention is a vote in favour of the oppressor."

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
       shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -- Mark
       Twain (1835-1910)

"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
 my health."

-- Ally McBeal on lost love

G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB:
   "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and
   scatter oneself over a wide area."
   -- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4