You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
                            barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

                               - - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"

"Adrian is my inverse chaperone. He checks up on me to see if I'm doing
 anything, and if I'm not he tells me to do something."
                        -- me

"Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure."
                        -- Unknown

A bath is something you take when you find yourself in
hot water.

If I was you I would have sex with me