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"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
                        -- Lyndall Holmes
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
       appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones
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Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.
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Mother Nature is a bitch.
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"...  And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world
 a few years back."
"And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role."

-- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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