"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
                        -- Lyndall Holmes

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
       appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones

Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.

Mother Nature is a bitch.

"...  And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world
 a few years back."
"And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role."

-- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery