My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to
   her,
   I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine.
   I mean -- look at all the experience I've got.

Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.

"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
 (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
                        -- fortune

When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
that is.

Ayn Rand

"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them 
almost anything"
--HERB GARDNER