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Today's quotes [10.23.04]

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The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.
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"Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"
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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
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Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.
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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
                home early kill people."
        
                                         --  Jimmy Kimmel
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