"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"

--Unknown

S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics?
Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out" 

"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?" 

- Dave Henry 

"It's like deja vu all over again." 

    - Yogi Berra

If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
meat.