"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
 fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
 1b61f2a016f7478478fcb13130fcec7b."

-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc

"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple!  I wonder how the penguin would look
 in pink taffeta."

-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others

* Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 

Ernest Hemmingway.

"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than 
each other."
                     -- Ann Landers --