Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted
to the color blue as to other colors.

Lester:  That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching
themselves.
                                 -- "Beakman's World"

"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
                        -- Karen

All I got for Christmas was a sweater...
I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner. 

It's not who you kill. It's what type of cereal you eat 
out of their skull.

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."

                                 - A. Whitney Brown