"People are always playing with my things."
                        -- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne

My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

                       ---Rodney Dangerfield

"Men have become the tools of their tools." 

    - Henry David Thoreau 

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. 

    - Winston Churchill

Never say "Oops" in the operating room. 

    - Dr. Leo Troy