There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." 
Oscar Wilde.

"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
 belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
                        -- The Usenet Oracle

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. 

    - Dave Barry