Geniuses do not think more than other people.  They think
less.
        --Len Cool

I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
   under my arms instead.
         Sue Kolinsky

"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger - then I hide until it goes away."

                                          Xander Harris

I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast.

I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
   the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
   sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
   deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
   balls.
   -- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)