"Whoa Jesus!"
"Yes Dad?"
                        -- me, Daniel

Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of
others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

    -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
   streets?
   -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate

"... this bit here says 'I don't think we're in UNIX anymore Toto'..."
                        -- me