There was a young genius in Texas 
Who could flex his own solar plexus. 
It made his ding bounce, 
And he caught every ounce 
Of his magical spraying of sexus.

                    In the Garden of Eden they dwelt;
                            
                    And on his right knee, Adam knelt.
                            He said to his Eve,
                            "Do you really love me?"
                            
                    And that's when she answered, "Who else?"
                            

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A proper young person named Gissing 
            Announced he had given up kissing. 
                "I strike out at once 
                For something that counts, 
            And besides my girl's front teeth are missing." 

Here I sit Same as ever
Dirty arse, got no paper
Boss is calling,
Can not linger
Stuff it, I'll use me finger

Sent by Sarah