Names to Use in Prank Calls



                                         Hugh G. Rection
                                           Jim Nassium
                                         Claire Voyence
                                          Buster Hyman
                                    Anita Moore (Roger's Mom)
                                           Dick Peede
                                            Mike Hunt

                                        Mai Dixie Wrecked
                                      Jon Doe's brother Dil

What was Moby Dick's father's name?

                      Papa Boner. 

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. 
"My God Henry", she screams, "I know you've had other woman but this time 
you've gone too far!" "You may be right" he says, "I think I'm stuck."

What is the definition of Agony?

A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.