If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.
b. Cramps would become an acceptable reason to
    apply for permanent disability.
c. There would be a federal holiday every 28 days

Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.

One: Whew, it's windy today!
Two: No. Today's Thursday!
Three: So am I! Let's go to a bar!

A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when 
they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out 
of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. He'd 
then jump back into the cab in time to drive away when the signal changed. 
The first fellow observed this for several miles, until he could stand it 
no longer. The next time the truck driver jumped out with the stick, the 
first fellow jumped out and ran up to him. "I'm sorry to bother you," he 
said, over the din of the banging, "but I am very curious; could you tell
me what you are doing?" Without breaking rhythm, the truck driver replied, 
"Sure, Mac. Ya see, this here's a six-ton truck but I've got eight tons of 
canaries aboard, so I've gotta keep two ton of them flying all the time so 
I don't break an axle".

The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and was
aproached by his assistant.
"Anything interesting happen over-night", asked the mortitian.
"Yes", replied the assistant, "The most gorgeous 18 year-old
blond came in last night. Dead of course"
"What was the cause of death", enquired the mortition.
"I'm not sure",replied the assistant. "But she's got a Prawn
stuck up her cunt!"
"Are you sure?", said the Mortitian.
"Yes, come and have a look for yourself" ,said the assistant
opening the body bag.
The mortitian closely examined the beautifuly trimmed snatch.
"That's not a prawn you stupid wanker", he responded, "That's
her clitoris"
"Are you sure?", said the assisitant,
"'Cuz it certainly tasted like a prawn". 

Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling 
his crotch", one whispers to the other.
"Just ignore it", is the answer. "Easy for you to say. He's using my 
hand!".